Waxing Lyrical – I’m put together beautifully. Big red bottle in my fist. Big red rose in my teeth. I’m a perfect piece of ass. So tall I take over the street, with high beams shining up my back, with wingspan unbelievable. I’m a festival, I’m a parade.

There’s money in your bank account. You’ve had a couple of drinks. The members of the opposite sex are watching your every move. You’re full of confidence; it courses through your veins. The world is yours tonight – any girl, any guy, any place you go – it’s all yours for the taking. Have you ever felt like this? The National have.